great first line but now im stuck.......see if you can make a cracking joke ....
2006-12-23 11:21:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.. he would still beat the hare!
2006-12-23 11:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by ~beauty~ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'de enter it in a three legged race.
I'de put padding on it and use it for a foot stool.
I'de cut the other three off and then it wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
2006-12-23 20:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Would you have to check for toes before lighting a cigar
or
would it be cruel to fit a wheel to one corner of its shell
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would it lose a race against a two tooed sloth
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would it be called a tritoise
or
would it get dissability allowance and a crutch from the NHS
2006-12-23 19:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by munkydogg 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you had a tortoise with three legs, will you donate your stinky d1ck to give him a fourth one?
2006-12-23 19:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
it would be pi**ed off at you thinking the poor beastie was only worthy of a joke.
2006-12-23 19:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you could turn it upside down and play spin the tortoise..
2006-12-23 19:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
if you had a tortoise with three legs, would you say: "Damn, where'd the other one go?"
2006-12-23 19:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by Stevie F 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oooo i know the answer to this one . it acutally happened to me ! .....
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i @e it
lol
but
since its the holidays its in the stew along with the hare
2006-12-24 00:45:29 · answer #8 · answered by azn boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
id take the other out my mouth and try to soo it on
2006-12-23 19:42:58 · answer #9 · answered by M6Kenzie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
...and a bottle of scotch. Would that make him legless ? haha
2006-12-24 01:19:43 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
itll b turture
2006-12-23 19:23:59 · answer #11 · answered by na 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋