It was a little road rage thing in the grocery store and he came up behind me and scared the living be-jesus out of me.. I jumped and hid behind my wife. Now, my wife is pissed and wants to seperate. How can I deal with this over the holidays?
2006-12-23 11:14:33 · 13 answers · asked by J S 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First of all, my scaredy-cat friend, you did the right thing, to jump behind your wife for protection purposes!!!
You know how the ladies fight so dirty against the men!! She will do the things to his man-parts that you yourself can not bring yourself to do: it is part of the man-code not to do them to each other!
Second, oh frightened one, your wife needs to prove her love for you in new ways. Just because she makes your dinner every night, cleans your nasty drawers, and has the sex thing with you every couple of months, that does not mean anything! She must prove her love for you, in fresh and exciting ways! And how better to do that than to catch a bullet for her man, or a knife thrust or slash?? NOW you know, she loves you SO MUCH more than mere words can say!!
Finally, girly-mon, tell her that you have the black-belt in karate, and that your hands and feet were recently registered as deadly weapons--the CSI people will be able to tell from the damage you leave on the man that it was you who did it! You will be arrested, and tried, found guilty, and in-prisoned for a long time, during which incarceration you must try not to find yourself cheating on her in an involuntary, inter-racial, extra-marital relationship with your 325 lb. cell mate, Duquan. Make her see that you were only trying to save your marriage!! So you MUST hide behind her at these times! [Just buy her something nice from the store, and she will forgive you!]
Thank you, come again!
2006-12-23 11:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you the culprit that created the road rage? If so it only serves to prove beyond a doubt what a weak shallow gutless person you truly are.
Hiding behind your wife. My god you are a coward. What's the problem? Did you let mommy fight your battles before you married and now you expect your wife to do the same.
If you didn't do anything to cause the road rage you should have stepped right up and decked the jerk, then called the police and filed a complaint against this idiot. He'd been hauled off to jail cause he followed you into the store and continued the confrontation from the road incident.
But since you hid behind your wife i'm thinking you are the culprit with the road rage and are a coward that needs to grow up and be a real man instead of a childish little cowardly punk.
Now that the holidays are a shambles for you, doubtful you can do anything to make yourself feel better. It's too late to fix this past incident even if you went and beat the guy up.
You really need to get some gut's and stand up for yourself and quit letting mommy and your wife fight all your battles.
2006-12-23 11:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm in basic terms as puzzled as you. I continuously take the greater desirable 30 seconds to return the cart. I hate it while people go away the carts in parking spots or on a shrink by using fact it somewhat is going to likely impede somebody from appropriate parking in a niche or roll off into somebody's vehicle. All i visit assert is that maximum folk of the time that's laziness that motives people to no longer return the cart to the right area.
2016-10-18 22:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by woodworth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just talk to her- tell her that you have feelings to and that you were soooo scared- then tell her that you wouldnt have hid behind her if you thought that he wouldve hurt her. Man, people seperate and get divorced over anything these days
2006-12-23 11:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by C&J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have to admit it...that was stupid of you to hide behind you WIFE, but if your wife wants to seperate for something that reterded then you have to think about your realationship. is she really the woman you deserve? im not telling you to get a divorce, but do whatever you think is right. maybe taking her out to dinner for the holidays would be great.
happy holidays
love
rachel
(god bless)
2006-12-23 11:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by rachel v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay, first you posted saying you hid behind your wife, then you posted again saying he kicked your butt.
Me thinks your drunk off some powerful egg nog.
2006-12-23 12:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥ Nikki ♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should of kicked his ***. find a friend have him do something stupid give him 20 ahead of time. make sure he really pisses off your wife. then kick your friends asssss. im sure u have done it before drunk or something. and try redeaming your self that way
2006-12-23 11:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink large quantities of beer and or liquor
2006-12-23 11:17:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thank you for the laugh_
2006-12-23 11:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Chickybabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her your gay and jump the border
2006-12-23 11:17:13 · answer #10 · answered by sameer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋