Okay, thank you. Are you the lady who asked that?
I need to ask you what religion are you? What? Are you Baptist? No? Catholic?
Listen you need to join the Baptist church, cause then you can kneel at the preacher's altar and do a special incantation, and be forgiven for every time that you were aroused while reading the Bible.
As a matter of fact, you will be forgiven also for future times that you get aroused while reading the Bible. That is a deal you cannot get in the Catholic church.
If you do this holy incantation before the Baptist preacher, you can get aroused as often as you like and each time be forgiven immediately, and that goes for other sins too. But be discreet. All they ask is that you be discreet. The Baptist church offers a deal on salvation that you will find in no other church, so I urge you to call them for all the details.
And I ask all other people in Yahoo Answers, do you too want a deal whereby you can sin and get saved too? Everybody?
2006-12-23 11:07:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You must belong to Landover Baptist. Google it, you'll understand.
2006-12-23 11:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by shojo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, it wasn't me. But why would someone need to be forgiven for being aroused by anything, least of all the bible?
2006-12-23 19:09:32 · answer #2 · answered by cclleeoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only "deal" i know about is the plan of salvation with Christ as the center. Where in the bible does God save us in sin?
2006-12-23 19:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by norm s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
What?
never heard of this
2006-12-23 19:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋