A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled.
"Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. "
He did this carefully.
"Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter."
He silently obeyed her.
"Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. "
As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
2006-12-23 11:00:50 · 9 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought firing me was lesson enough. Damn did she have to tell the whole world!
2006-12-26 12:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but gross
at the same time
2006-12-23 19:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by smile more :) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny as hell. Good job.
2006-12-23 19:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-23 19:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by foreverknight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute
2006-12-23 21:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by iLaLaLoveeyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke....
2006-12-26 12:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by opyankees_06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious
2006-12-23 19:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by drummer 32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-23 19:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by michelleee♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol +++++
2006-12-23 19:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋