A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it. The Arab said, "My thirst is killing me. Please...do you have any water?"
The Jew replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need your overpriced tie. I need water!"
"OK," said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about four miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"
The Arab staggered away toward the hill and disappeared. Eight hours later the Arab came crawling back to the Jewish man's table. The Jew said, "I told you, the restaurant with the water is about four miles over that hill. Could you not find it?"
"I found it," rasped the Arab. "But your brother wouldn't let me in without a tie!"
2006-12-23 10:46:37 · 9 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny. 10/10.
2006-12-26 11:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
100/10
2006-12-24 03:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME!! he probably bought a tie afterward and tried to choke the jew with it!lol 20/10
2006-12-25 08:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
their been some great jokes on here to day and yours is one of them 10 points for spelling plus 10 for presentation
2006-12-25 21:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ploppy, my friend, your jokes are the best. Missed you these last couple of days, merry christmas! 6 stars
2006-12-24 14:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 /10 PLOPPY
2006-12-23 21:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
100% plop/plop five star......merry christmas
2006-12-24 00:02:43 · answer #7 · answered by teabag 1968 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent - i will be using that one .
2006-12-23 21:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by christopher o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. good one.
2006-12-26 21:41:56 · answer #9 · answered by beutifulskies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋