Recently the vatican denied a request from Christians who suffer from celiac-sprue, meaning they can't digest wheat. "Hosts," or the body of the Christ, are made of 75% wheat products, and the vatican ruled that changing the recipie would no longer make it the body of the Christ. Therefore, I have to conclude that Jesus was made of wheat. Am I missing something?
WTFWJD?
2006-12-23 10:39:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sources, secular and nonsecular:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/08/18/national/main636772.shtml
http://www.cuf.org/Faithfacts/details_view.asp?ffID=267
2006-12-23 10:59:13 · update #1
yes!!! we have seen his frosty side, but wait till his whole wheat side comes! lotsa colons to be cleaned!
2006-12-23 10:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't listen to anything the vatican says, they are full of sh*t, alter-boy loving heathens.
Christ's body is actually made of nilla waffers and white zinfandel, he's a great snack for watching t.v. with girls!
2006-12-24 15:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, Jesus was wheat? And here I was thinking he was the guy that made my Tacos down at Taco Bell...
I'll have to ask Jesus next time I see him if he is made of wheat.
2006-12-23 10:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by Infidelus_Prime 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This just sounds nuts to me. Do you have a link to an actual article detailing this information?
I always thought that the real spirit of Communion was found in the heart of the believer, and not inside the cup of juice and wafer of bread...
But that's me, and I might be a heretic...
2006-12-23 10:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, most Christians don't care what the Vatican says. That's Catholicism.
2006-12-23 10:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by shojo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Vatican and the Baptist church and the Jehovah Witnesses, good golly. And all the other freakin church people. Lord have mercy.
2006-12-23 10:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody in the Vatican has been on too much altar wine.
2006-12-23 10:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by melbournewooferblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but that what non thinking religion can do for people.
you have to think for yourself.
don't let some organizational puppets interpret scripture and what Jesus Christ said do.
so much for communion.
2006-12-23 10:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by cork 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
firstly, do not believe anything the Vatican says. they are not the authority on Christ.
Secondly, are you so bored from your school break that you ask a lame question as this?
2006-12-23 10:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the Neo Jesus IS a gluten product
2006-12-23 10:41:08 · answer #10 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋