i want to try to loose weight using laxatives?

Question

when should i take it? how much? what brand works best? i don't want to have really bad stimach aches so i want to take the smallest dose possible. please no motherly coments, i know it's bad for me, just helpful tips please. thanks!

Answer 1

I take a 25mg. everyday (or every other day) for a week. Then off for a couple of days then back for a week. I still get stomach aches.

Answer 2

This is not a good idea because it makes feces bulid up indside of you which causes cancer, and makes you gain weight. Also, it makes you have to go to the bathroom all the time, which is not good. The reason why laxatives make fecal waste build up inside your colon, is because you arent using all ofther muscles to push out the feces, the laxtative is doing it for you, by watering down the feces. Anyway, taking laxatives makes you gain weight. To get all of the excess waste out of your body, and make you effectively lose weight, try using a detox regiment, it will clean your body of any wastes, making you healthier, and less prone to fatigue, depression, and even cancer. Detox Regiments can be found p[pretty much anywhere pharmaceuticals are sold, and I dont believe you have to be 18 to buy them because most are all natural, if you're a minor. Good luck! And remember No, laxies!

Answer 3

That's the worst you can do for your intestines and your body.
And there are no helpful tips to give. It will make a lazy bowel, plus you're destroying all the good bacteria and in the end you'll be prone to dull hair that's falling out, breaking finger nails, white sallow skin and you will need laxatives all the time. Rather drink 8 glasses of water a day, to fill you up and keep your bowel moving.

Answer 4

Fleet saline laxative works the best. 1-2 Tbs. will clean you out... The stomach aches come with any laxative that works, but they're not that bad. Oh, and make sure you drink a ton of water cuz laxies dehydrate you!!!

Answer 5

In other words you want to **** yourself into shape. This will require a lot of shitting. There are risks to this. The first risk is called "anal hair loss syndrome" (AHLS) This occurs because of too much, and too vigorous, wiping of the anal region. If you have *** hairs on the TP when you are done wiping, then you have AHLS. Check very carefully for any hair loss. Secondly you might develop "depleted proglotan stemesis" (DPS). This is particulary prevelant in homosexuals. If you are a queer, I would not use laxatives to lose weight. Much better would be to wrap yourself in nothing but a pink feather boa, and let your lover chase you for a couple of miles. Then when he catches you and packs your pooper for you, you won't care how fat you are.

Answer 6

do no longer do it.. my cousin used laxatives to objective and loose weight and he or she did no longer loose any by using fact she wasn't ingesting appropriate and now by using fact of all of the wear and tear she brought about to her bowels utilizing laxatives she has to have them thoroughly bumped off... Its no longer somewhat worth all that discomfort and suffering for loosing a pair of kilos. loose wieght by way of suited weight loss plan and exercising

Answer 7

the only weight you lose with laxatives and the food that has digested already, which includes the calories. they will make you bowels depend on them and yes you will get stomach cramps. only eating healthy and exercise will help you lose weight use your common sense if you don' want motherly advise and don't do something dumb

Answer 8

If you know it's bad then don't do it. Better be alive and a little thick than dead. A little exercise and proper diet won't kill you.
Take care...

Answer 9

it wont make you lose weight it just takes the water out of you

Answer 10

laxatives can be very dangerous if abused.