2006-12-23 10:02:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If your father's last words were "Hey ya'all, watch this" chances are you are a redneck
2006-12-23 10:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by p_stanleyrox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When youre tree in the front yard has more broke down big block chevy engines hanging from it than youre Christmas tree has ornaments..YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK...
2006-12-23 18:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by J.B.1972 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you go to a family reunion to find a date....you might be a redneck.
2006-12-23 20:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by miner32001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your family tree doesn't branch.
If you've ever taken a beer to a job interview.
If your richest relative buys a house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
If your porch collapses and kills more then 4 dogs.
If you think gun control is using both hands.
2006-12-23 18:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Zach S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When ya pick a date up at your family reunion
2006-12-23 22:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know ur a red neck when your wifes wedding ring is made of tin foil! :] hahaah i just had to i heard that ince and thiught it was funny :] well idont know how to tell but i know im not :]
2006-12-24 02:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by krikiiiiii1222222223 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only shirts with collars hanging in your closet are made of flannel.
Git 'er done!
2006-12-23 18:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you wear cowboy boots you like the rebel flag your from the south you talk countryfied
2006-12-23 18:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u a southern "hick"? do u talk with a thick south or southwestern accent? r u semi rascist? (ok so i dont know about that last one but w/e)
2006-12-23 18:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♦GashlycrumbTiny♦ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look in the mirror.
2006-12-23 18:05:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋