He orders 10 pints of Guinness. He lines them up and knocks them all back in 30 seconds.
Next, he orders 10 pints of lager. He lines these up as well and knocks them back in 30 seconds.
Next, he orders 10 pints of bitter. He lines these up and knocks them back in 30 seconds.
Then he says to the barman, "Do you sell shorts?"
The barman says, "Yeah, of course we do mate. This is a pub"
So the guy says, "Well, gizza pair - I've just sh*t mine!"
2006-12-23 09:54:54 · 14 answers · asked by Roy S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
good 1
Justin
2006-12-23 10:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that supposed to make us LOAO...lol
2006-12-23 18:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by CT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he a boxer ? haha
2006-12-24 01:52:22 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what eva they said
2006-12-23 18:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by booboobrat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i didnt hear about him
2006-12-23 17:57:50 · answer #5 · answered by Kel Kel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ow ya! the gay bar!
2006-12-23 17:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i didn't hear about him.
2006-12-23 17:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D good one
2006-12-23 19:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by M6Kenzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooo'k
2006-12-23 18:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-12-23 18:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by USC r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋