a blonde is standing at a vending machine, buying soda cans one more after the other. a man comes along and says "what the f*** are doing???". the blonde replies "shut up!!! i'm winning the lottery!!!"
2006-12-23 09:26:54 · 16 answers · asked by Hollow ✌ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, no but it's good and it made me laugh:]
2006-12-23 09:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...and it is not funny/I don't get it!
Try this:
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic knows how many people went down on it.
2006-12-23 09:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tammy27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2006-12-23 09:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Awesome 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-01 03:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by marconi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair.
2006-12-23 09:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, i haven't heard it before.
2006-12-23 09:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no haven't heard it before
2006-12-23 09:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope....
But if you need a rating: 10/10
Comment: Hilarious!!!
Message: Keep it UP!!!!
2006-12-23 09:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wat does a blond and a good bar have in common?
Liquer in the Front and poker in the rear! hahahah i can be funny tooo! (giggles) tee hee hee.
2006-12-23 09:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Big Jermini 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
never heard it b4
2006-12-23 09:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋