There are three girl Fugitives. One blonde one brunette and one red head. They are just walking around at night when they see the cops coming. They all hide in bags. The cops go to the bag with the brunette in it and they poke it. The brunette goes "Meow" and the cops think noting of it. They move on to the bag that the red head is in. They Poke it and the red head goes "Woof" and they think that it is just a bag of dogs. They move on to the bag with the blonde in it. They poke it and the blonde goes "Leaves"and they all get caught. At their execution, the police all have a bunch of guns aimed at them so they are all scared. The cops aim at the brunette. One of the cops says "Ready, Aim,...." and the brunette says "TORNADO!." They look away and she escapes. Then they aim at the red head. The same cop says "Ready, Aim,...." The red head says "HURRICANE!" They look away and she escapes. Then they all aim at the blonde. The cop says "Ready, Aim,...." and the blonde says "Fire!!!!"
2006-12-23 09:20:58 · 33 answers · asked by Cool Awesome 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahahahhaaahhahha!!!!!!!!!! That is a good one. It actually took me awhile to get it......
blonde moment.
Now that I get it....... that is now my favorite EVER blonde joke. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-23 09:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I wouldnt say its the BEST blonde joke. Here a few more:
She was soooo blonde-
-she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
-she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept
-she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
Just thought Id share those....Ciao!:)
2006-12-23 09:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by tigerchick411 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was a funny blonde joke despite some of these peoplesrude remarks!
Here is my fav blonde joke!
A blonde woman was suspicious of her boyfriend cheating on her. So she went to a pawn shop and bought a gun. She went home and found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. The blonde pulls out her gun that she bought and pointed it at them. Suddenly, she was overcome with grief. Slowly she put the gun to her head. "No honey,DON'T," the boyfriend yelled. "Shutup," the blonde said,"You're next!!!!" haha i love it!
2006-12-23 09:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by ktmacbball25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke and all but i beleave the executioner asks the brunette, red head, and the blonde if they have any last words they all say no then they say the weather stuff.
2006-12-23 09:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by Phil MaCracken 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
2006-12-23 09:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, maybe you meant to entitle it : The World's Worst Blonde Joke!!!!!
Not funny at all.
2006-12-23 09:22:47 · answer #6 · answered by Zhukov 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm no that is so mean r u bein racist to blondes
Its rude not funny some peeps take it offensivly n not all blondes r stupid
maybe u r but not others
2006-12-24 02:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A journalist chum informed me a narrative approximately Marilyn Monroe. it must be actual. The journalist grew to become into fixed as much as interview the large, blonde, alluring, spectacular actress and action picture famous individual. The interview went like this. Journalist: "i'm sorry pass over Monroe yet does it disturb you to be categorised as an rather dumb blonde bimbo?" pass over Monroe reclined in her alluring, French chaise and theory for a minute in the previous replying. pass over Monroe: "tell me Mr Jones, to realize this twenty 3 mattress room and bathing room residing house of mine on the ingredient of Beverley Hills, who's it who owns the hot Rolls Royce pushed via my driving force from the airport and who owns the three mile force which grew to become into used for the final area of your journey?" Journalist: "Why, of direction, you do pass over Monroe." pass over Monroe: "And that champers which you're sipping so appreciatively and the beluga caviar and Hungarian toasted bread which you on occasion nibble at, which you raise from the exterior of the petite English Gloucester Ware dishes on the Scottish Crystal table. tell me, who grew to become into it that paid for those issues?" Journalist: "Why, of direction, it grew to become into you permit out Monroe." pass over Monroe: "perhaps as you're pushed decrease back to the airport in my new Rolls Royce, via my driving force, from my residing house, beginning down the secondary force and feeling replete from my meagre hospitality you ought to re-evaluate your first question once you're making the return journey next week for a clean interview. do no longer you think of?"
2016-11-23 13:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not saying I'm a blonde but i don't get it! help me get it someone! And the scratch and sniff sticker was very very valueble!
2006-12-23 09:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by vivgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2006-12-23 09:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by elshabillion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You owe me back that 20 seconds of my life that I spent reading that.
2006-12-23 09:23:30 · answer #11 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋