A tipsy Hogan gets on a bus in Ireland and asks the driver how long
the trip is between Limerick and Cork.
"About two hours," says the conductor. "OK," says Hogan "then how
long is the trip between Cork
and Limerick?" The irate driver says to him: "It's still about two
hours. Why'd you think there'd be a
difference?" "Well," says Hogan "It's only a week between Christmas
and New Year, but it's a
Hell of a long time between New Years and Christmas!"
2006-12-23 09:20:31 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello goodlookin'
That was a great play on words and a very funny joke . Well done!!!!!!!
Have a great and wonderful christmass and a happy and healthy , with prosperity in the new-year...........................
P.S. It's not the joke , it's the way you tell it!
This time you got it spot-on............................
2006-12-23 09:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by josei boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same Irishman got on a train and asked for a return ticket, where to? asked the ticket collector! Well said the Irishman, Back here of course!!!
2006-12-23 09:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-23 09:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 14:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
I'm half Irish, try poking fun at the other half of my genes for a change... my Irish mum's side took enough flak in her lifetime... and I seriously believe, they've had enough of being talked about in this fashion and think my English family side, is much, much thicker... and twice as cruel!
2006-12-23 09:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come'on. Nobody is funny anymore except Larry the Cable Guy. NOT FUNNY LADY
2006-12-23 09:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL like it 11/10
2006-12-23 12:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but true 10/10
2006-12-23 09:33:23 · answer #8 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's okay. i give it a 7 out of 10
2006-12-23 09:28:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl 10/10 never mind the others you have your followers who like your jokes/riddles
2006-12-23 17:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋