A Scottish man heads for home after spending the whole night in a bar drinking. He was carrying his little Scotch bottle in the left shirt pocket just in case. Suddenly, a robber appears and threatens him with a gun. The Scot gets scared, and the attacker shoots, aiming towards his heart, and then runs away.
The Scot falls down, puts his hand on his left pocket and feels something wet. He cries, ''Oh my God! I hope it's blood!'' '
2006-12-23 09:06:35 · 12 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-23 09:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny.
2006-12-23 17:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by colin.christie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't be silly his blood would be > proof than the bottle.
2006-12-23 17:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by the7thseal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and so true to life!
2006-12-23 17:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by Raymo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's good and quite a realistic scenario.. Dead-pan.
; ¬ ))
2006-12-23 17:17:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hope he didn't lose his bottle ! haha
2006-12-24 02:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2006-12-23 17:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow very good
Justin
2006-12-23 18:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it could have been worse he could be english
2006-12-23 19:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by M6Kenzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny !!
2006-12-24 05:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋