ok i don't mean anything by this except a laugh...
Money's Short, Times are Hard...Here's your F*cking christmas card.
'Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty, Even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse, and Dad smoking grass, I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ***.
when out on the lawn, i heard such a clatter, i sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.
There out on the lawn, I saw a big D*ck, I knew in a moment that it must be saint nick.
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, i knew in a moment that the f*cker had fell. he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber d*ldo for my brither the queer..
and then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, that son of a b*tch blew the chimney apart!!! he swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight and screamed: "piss on you all and have one hell of a night."
please rate this.
2006-12-23 08:53:58 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Surpisingly this is very funny to me, and now im crying cuz it's soo funnY! whoever u are i hate u now i can't stop laughing! lol jk thx for the laugh!
2006-12-23 09:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by vivgirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's a non secular "beginning," meaning transforming into a sparkling person. that's our cultural language activity for signifying that this person has replaced, and the ritual that is going with it (water baptism) symbolizes a 2d beginning. that's a public confirmation that this person has been made form new. And snice we proceed to be sinners even after this occurs, we are being born returned all of the time, as we admit our blunders and attempt to suitable them and do extra constructive. we are continuously transforming into new. the excellent element approximately this metaphor is that no count how a procedures you have long gone down the different direction, no count how evil you have been, there is often wish in being made new.
2016-12-15 06:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
from a scale from 1-10 with 1 being boring to 10 being really funny? A 2....
2006-12-23 08:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by Angelica 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny!
2006-12-23 08:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by Huh! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old, old, old stuff.
On a scale of 1 - 10, with 1 it sucks and 10 it rocks, this rates a
-30
2006-12-23 08:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by istitch2 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha!i liked it!some people just dont have a broad sense of humor.they wont go past the blonde jokes.got any more good jokes?
2006-12-23 09:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i trust you have that memorized. someday, at my dj show, i may run a contest as to who can narrate that the fastest.
i give ya cred, regardless. not everyone knows it, and it IS funny the 1st several times ya hear it!
2006-12-23 08:57:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
11/10 lmao
2006-12-23 08:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by Rick M 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny dude! I having more than humans should be aloud!
2006-12-23 08:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Eh. I believe a teenager, not an adult, wrote this.
So probably teens rate it a 10.
Adults = 0
2006-12-23 08:55:45 · answer #10 · answered by asdfjkl; 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋