I had a revelation last night that I am god. So please feel to now pray to the Abominable Grim Jack.
I am of course omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent. I will answer all prayers sometimes “Yes”, sometimes “No” and sometimes “Wait.” And while I’m quite mercurial I can promise you that I’ll be a lot more moral than the god of the Bible.
That is all.
2006-12-23 08:45:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Spanking and Starbucks are always good. But can you get a curvy blond to do the spanking?
2006-12-23 08:49:19 · update #1
Sorry no offense I gota p
While your checking it out Help fix my prostrate and ED!!!
No woodies for me in a long while.
Have a happy Jack.
2006-12-23 09:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the curvy blonde's through spanking you, oh Almighty One, can I get to spank her?
2006-12-23 17:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By spanking you on the behind!
2006-12-23 16:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by markos m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will send you a Starbucks gift card.
2006-12-23 16:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by <><><> 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will send u a video of me giving your sister a hot shitt on her face!! LOL
2006-12-23 19:04:31 · answer #5 · answered by the_truth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I'm the megalomaniac around here so watch your step.
2006-12-23 16:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋