2006-12-23 08:13:40 · 10 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Hey, check this out. Gonna pour myself a beer... oh, hello, hey, how's it going. WOW, look at that, the beer is pouring all by itself! Yeah, that's me doing that, because after all, I'm God."
"Hey, you mind if I give you a light, babe? *calls lightning bolt to tip of cigarette* So, baby, what's your sign?"
2006-12-23 08:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eternal Life
2006-12-23 13:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in basic terms be humorous. say something like: "hi. Im specific men inform you this all of the time, yet you have the main remarkable... watch / Shoelaces / (something ridiculously unimportant)" works for me. if she has a great humorousness, she'll snicker. if no longer - than shes in all risk no longer the form of woman i generally like anyhow.
2016-12-15 06:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
As sacreligious as you're being right now, it is this.
Did it hurt?
-What?
When you fell from heaven?
lol. I'm a christian. That one makes me giggle.
2006-12-23 08:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by Doug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i created man in my image, but the whale was after the image of something quite different... and to scale (wink) lol...
2006-12-23 08:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't make me come down there
LOL
well I thought that was good
2006-12-23 08:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i believe it is. "I am the lord your god". just how dominating and forceful can you get with that one.
2006-12-23 12:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Come all you who are weary and heavy laden and I will give you rest, for my yoke is easy and my burden light".
2006-12-23 08:16:02 · answer #8 · answered by Captain America 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
going my way
2006-12-23 12:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by STORMY K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna see my wang? works for me everytime
2006-12-23 08:15:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋