Two guys and one girl are washed up on a desert island with no hope of rescue. All being mature and reasonable people, they agree that certain amorous needs will occur so the girl agrees to share her favours between them - one guy gets her Monday,Wednesday and Friday, the other guy gets her Tuesday,Thursday and Saturday. Sunday she gets off.
This goes along very amicably for a few years, but then disaster - she dies, right there in their little camp.
The men were sad.
At the end of the first week, it was bad.
At the end of the second week, it was awful.
At the end of the third week it was dire.
By the end of the fourth week, the smell from the corpse was unbearable, so they had to bury it.
2006-12-23 08:01:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard that necrophillia can be dead boring ! haha
2006-12-23 18:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 10/10
2006-12-23 16:30:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the end of the sixth week,
they dug her up again.
2006-12-23 16:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh! Gross! took me a while to get it, and now I wish I hadn't.
2006-12-23 16:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahah good 1
2006-12-24 00:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your trying to say that they could not plug their nose
2006-12-23 16:05:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come on, I'm sure if you try you can do better than this.
2006-12-23 16:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she break up
2006-12-23 16:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. good joke. Now finish it!!!
2006-12-23 16:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny
2006-12-24 05:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋