A guy has been stranded on a desert island for more years that he can count. One day he sees a body in a wetsuit emerging towards him from the waves and it soon becomes pretty obvious that it's the most stunningly attractive woman he's ever seen. She walks up and asks "would you like a drink?", unzips a pocket on the left of the wetsuit and pulls out a bottle of whisky for him. "Would you like a smoke?", unzips another pocket on the other side and pulls out a packet of cigarettes. Then she slowly starts pulling down the main zip of the wetsuit, "Would to like to play around?".
He is stunned
"You're not really telling me you've got a set of golf-clubs in there?"
2006-12-23 07:51:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If she had the clubs, would he have the ba*ls ? haha
2006-12-23 18:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old 1 but a good 1 10/10
2006-12-23 08:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's about all playing around I can do, anymore.
here's one for you:
Chester, Marshal Matt Dillon’s friend and deputy, came riding into town one day, stark naked.
“Chester, would you like to tell me why you are riding thru town without any clothes on?” Matt asks him.
“Well, Mr Dillon, Miss Blake and I went out on a picnic, north of town, and we had us a nice lunch, in the shade of a big Oak tree. Then after dinner, she lays down under the big tree, and says ‘Chester, why don’t we take off all our clothes, and go to town?”
“So here I am.”
MERRY CHRISTMAS
2006-12-23 09:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, the punch line was predictable.
2006-12-23 08:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lol 7/10
Can i join in the play too?
2006-12-23 07:54:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funnny! Never heard that before!!
2006-12-23 08:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so olllllllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddddd. get some new ones
2006-12-23 08:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that answer typical of all golfers?
2006-12-23 08:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by admiralsmurf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-23 08:22:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was he blond? Don't tell me he forgot how its done!!!!
2006-12-23 08:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋