One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to him "inside there are 3 buttons, whatever you do don't press the third one." Mark proceeds to the toilet and does his business. Whilst sitting on the toilet he presses the first button. Suddenly his privates are cleaned thoroughly. He enjoys this and presses the second button. Dryers appear and dry his privates. He is intrigued to find out what button 3 does, so he pushes it. The next thing Mark sees is John staring at him....."what happened?" Mark asks shakily. "Well you pressed the third button and now you are in hospital." "Why do my privates hurt so bad?" Mark asked anxiously..John replies "Well you activated the automatic tampon remover."
2006-12-23 07:36:55 · 34 answers · asked by liljeremy504 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good one! Keep them coming!
2006-12-23 08:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by RScott 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its funnier when told the other way. A man uses the women's bathroom because the men's is out of order. And a woman tells him not to push the buttons. Makes for a funnier joke instead of two men. But nice try.
2006-12-23 07:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha lmao!!! I feel sorry for mark, then again he was advised not to press the third button.
Thanks for the laugh Hahahaha
2006-12-23 08:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny.
2006-12-23 07:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by sanJose_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its funny but not to the point for you to cry ant wet yourself just enough 4 u to smile!
2006-12-23 09:18:31 · answer #5 · answered by dimples2792000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not in the least bit funny.
2006-12-23 08:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg so funny i forgot to laugh
2006-12-23 08:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i agree with the first person[mom] gross! y r u thinking about stuf like that. ewww
2006-12-23 07:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by Onetreehillloverrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed the first time i heard it
2006-12-23 07:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Panda Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got a giggle out of me
2006-12-23 07:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by C2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋