An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay, until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.”
The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?”
The German replied, “Ya, that vill not be a problem.”
A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, “Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?”
“Ya, that vill be done,” says the German.
The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, “Well, could you do the same as before?”
The German replies, “Vhy, ya.”
The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. “Well,” begins the Brit, “could you just...”
The German snapped, “No! We think you are trying to escape!”
2006-12-23 07:16:17 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's what I call a joke.Well done
2006-12-23 09:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in accordance to scripture, all those 'ickie' issues take place because of the fact of God. Isa 40 5:7 I type gentle and create darkness, I make weal(well-being) and create woe(misery/sin), i'm the Lord, who do all those issues. Deut 32:39 "See now that i actually am He! there's no god besides me. I placed to dying and that i convey to life, I easily have wounded and that i will heal, and no person delivers out of my hand. EXO 4:11 The LORD mentioned to him, "Who gave guy his mouth? Who makes him deaf or mute? Who provides him sight or makes him blind? Is it no longer I, the LORD ? however even 'Jesus' mentioned that a individual can deny him...Mat 12:32 absolutely everyone who speaks a be conscious against the Son of guy would be forgiven, yet absolutely everyone who speaks against the Spirit heavily isn't forgiven, the two in this age or interior the age again.
2016-10-05 22:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It.
Merry Christmas
2006-12-23 21:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Hilarious hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
2006-12-23 07:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by kimpossible 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2006-12-23 08:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm, Memphis Belle perhaps?
2006-12-23 07:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by Giordino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ya, dat`s guut! Vell done!
2006-12-23 07:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! That's mental! I've just laughed my a** off! I've emailed it to my mate.
2006-12-23 07:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah, and vait until he gets gangrene in his head...den vat?
2006-12-23 07:20:03 · answer #9 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
without a doubt, that is the sorriest joke i've ever seen on here except from the 3rd graders (whom we can forgive for their youth), and those with a limited grasp of the english language. i hope you have no more aliases, so i can look forward to NEVER reading another of your posts!
2006-12-23 08:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋