Left and trained in the ways of the Sith, and then returned and conquered the planet using my hordes of evil bug-raptors, and i was mutated to look like a sinister bipedal lizard, who would join me and who would be foolish enough to challenge my ultimate authority when I can break the neck of any being within seconds? But this foolish rebellion discovered that I had a tragic past and that was the reason I was evil, not because I enjoyed it.
So: would you join me to save your own skin or rebel to save freedom??
2006-12-23
06:36:39
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I'm not Santa right now, I am BarkleyVader right now.
2006-12-23
06:39:06 ·
update #1
PS---I'm not being serious about this, it is just the season of giving is making me hyper.
2006-12-23
06:39:52 ·
update #2
I will burst into your house while my Bug-Raptors play the imperial march while I eat your dog and slice you in half with a Jumbo-Mega X-3000 Lightsaber Neo-Model.
2006-12-23
06:44:54 ·
update #3
Okay, I just rebelled against my evil master and turned to the good side to save my ex-girlfriend, Now what do I do?
2006-12-23
06:47:27 ·
update #4