1) Press all the buttons
2) Stand infront of the buttons so that no one can get there.
3) If any one tries to press the button say " what floor madam / sir "
4) Put pillows & duvets on the floor then wait till someone tries to get in and sees you asaleep
5) Pretend to have sex in the lift. See if people will still get in
6) Spray the lift with deoderand till it STINKS and watch people choke
7) As people get in spray them with deoderant and say " I have to be in here with you for 1 miniute...Do you want me to be able to breathe...?
8) While in there scream when it goes down and yell WEEE
9) start talking to random people about the nickers you have brought.. Male or female
10) Start yelling at a man / woman..How could You cheat on me !! And cry
11) Get fake blood..Pour it on the floor around you and lay in it so it looks like you are dead..See what people do
Please name some more---10 poiints for best !!!!
2006-12-23 05:40:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-23 05:47:49 · update #1
1 Stand in the corner and talk to it. Start with the history of the world.
2 Let your sleeves slip down so that your jacket hangs down your back and make chicken noises.
3 Cough loudly and say 'I wish I could get rid of AIDS.'
4 Start singing 'Allouette, chante allouette.' loudly, preferably in French.
5 Make farting noises and giggle, pointing at a different person each time you do it.
6 Put your hands together and start to pray loudly that the disaster you have is about to happen to the town won't.
7 In a plastic bag put some chicken soup, frozen sweetcorn and chewed carrot in it. Turn to the corner, make a retching sound and empty it on the floor, concealing the bag. Then say 'Ah, that's better!'
8 As people enter the lift have a clipboard in your hand, count the first two and say to the third. 'You are the 100th person to use the lift today, congratulations.' Give them a big hug, ask for their name and address and promise a shopping voucher in the post.
9 Stare at the ceiling and keep whispering 'They're listening you know!'
10 Learn the 'To be or not to be' soliloquy from Hamlet and recite it in a whisper.
2006-12-23 05:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Go ahead and have your baby! Don't worry, there is probably no female alive who is totally ready for motherhood. These people who say it is unfair for you to keep the baby are being totally irrational... It would actually be unfair for the baby to be killed and for it not to be able to live a full life! It is great you want to keep it and that is the right thing to do. Abortion really would be wrong and a huge mistake. Abortions can indeed sometimes give you physical complications and problems with future pregnancies such as miscarriages being more likely. Common side effects (which can last up to two months) can include abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and bleeding. Some experience even worse complications. A lot of real guilt and shame often can come with an abortion. I just read a few days ago one girls comments on Yahoo Answers that she could not stop crying after getting her abortion. Perhaps it is for this reason that many relationships end not too long after an abortion is done. By having that child it is no small aspect that you can go for the rest of your life knowing that you gave that child the chance to live out his or her life. The life of that child in you is more important than any life plans you may have which could be delayed but could still go on nevertheless. By keeping the baby or putting him/her up for adoption you will choosing life for him or her and you are making a right decision. I strongly advise do not get an abortion and either keep the baby or look at adoption if you really think you would not want to raise a child at this time. There are millions of good couples waiting years to adopt and it can often be arranged to meet your hospital birth expenses. Go forward, and have your baby, a decision you will always for the rest of your life be glad you made. You can do it! If you want free over the phone counseling about your situation (advice which can be more helpful and personal than the brief answers here) in all this you can call Bethany Pregnancy Services toll free 1-800-238-4269. Tell them your whole situation. I think they can provide you with real help and advice. You have nothing to lose by calling! All the best.....
2016-05-23 02:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by Betsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get naked and if anyone with clothes on tries to get in show them a sign which reads:
"Nudist Lift. Body haters can use the lift at the other end of the hall"
2006-12-23 06:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by splat 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Pretend to be talking on the phone, but hide your phone so the person next 2 u thinks ur talking to them, say "Hi how are you", if they reply, say wtf are you saying can't you see im on the phone you douchebag!
2.if there is a mirror in the lift and you are a woman, pull up your shirt and start fiddling with your bra, if your daring, turn around and ask a guy if your breatss look nice today
3.get one of those little hooters you blow at childrens birthday parties, every time the number of the floor changes on the little screen blow the hooter and shout "woot floor 3 , PARTY TIME " =P
2006-12-23 06:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by Bernie mac kerel 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Draw a line down the back wall of the lift and stand facing it... see if anyone tries to get out at your side.
2006-12-23 05:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by ~☆ Petit ♥ Chou ☆~ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
let of wind and give people dirty looks muahahaha
grab some random good lookin guy and snog the face off them
stuff a pillow up your top and drop a bag of water on the floor and start screaming lmao
2006-12-23 05:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by mummy to thomas n summer 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1)when someone new gets on shake their hand,smile, and tell them to call you, admiral
2)stand in the corner whispering 'gotta go,gotta go,' and with a sigh say 'to late,
3)when someone gets one glare and whisper that your one of 'them'
4)sit on the ground and pretend to meditate and make loud 'OM' noises
5)start singing and invite everyone to join in
6)talk to the 'thing 'i in your pocket
2006-12-23 08:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL ! Fake vomit will do it every time ! OR I took a hot water bottle once, filled it with pea soup, stuck it under my shirt, (in McDonald's), and acted like I was upchucking..... Green pea soup went everywhere ! People grabbed their kids and ran ! I like the fake blood one ! The sex one to ! LOL !!!
2006-12-23 07:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by Missy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is sooo funny
I going to start a chain letter
2006-12-23 06:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by Bea 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1)turn to a corner of the lift and empty a bottle of water (hiddenly)and be sure to say " i wasn't able to control it".
2)pretend to vomit on someon's face.....
2006-12-23 06:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by amelia s 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋