Joe's will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last
guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend.
"Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $ 30,000?"
Helen answered. "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone."
Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?!"
"Two and a half carats."
2006-12-23 05:37:41 · 27 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's good.
2006-12-23 05:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey Pd, You are soon becoming the King of Clean jokes. Diamonds are Forever Huh! Wishing you and your family, “A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.”
2006-12-23 08:19:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
CHEER'S FOR THAT ONE IT DID MAKE ME LAUGH,MY HUSBAND WAS LOOKING AT ME THE WRONG WAY.HELL THE MEMORIAL STON IT'S WORTH ALL THAT MONEY I THINK I'LL PUT MOST OF THE 3 MILLION POUND'S TO MAY BE 3 MEMORIAL STONE'S OF 5 CARATS INTO 3.
THAT WILL SURE STAND OUT FOR ME.WHAT BETTER WAY TO HAVE ALL MY HUSBANDS MONEY TO GOOD USE INSTED OF THE BANKS TAKING TAXES FOR ME.
2006-12-23 09:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r repiting jokes Pd!
as i m ur logos fan i do read all ur jokes but u r repating all over again. not fair
2006-12-25 23:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......that's a good one....Two and a half carats for a memorial stone.......Helen is smart........lmao
2006-12-23 18:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2006-12-25 08:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY PD..
I MISSED 4 SO MANY WEEKS ....
THERE WAS NO LIFE IN THIS SECTION WITHOUT U MAN..
ANYWAYS NICE 2 C U AGAIN ...
MERRY XMAS..
2006-12-23 23:55:18 · answer #7 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-23 05:52:49 · answer #8 · answered by tamali 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol you make me laugth e lot that is funny
2006-12-23 06:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Osmel L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny...
2006-12-23 05:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by camila <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋