The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks Why in the world are you dressed like this?
The Cowboy says, Well it's like this Sheriff, I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt .. So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... So I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town, cowboy... .so here I am.
2006-12-23 05:20:14 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny
2006-12-23 05:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-23 13:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, 2 thumbs up!!!
2006-12-23 13:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your right I have heard that one before and there are a couple of more blonde men jokes out there too
2006-12-23 15:02:12 · answer #4 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds as if it could be a true story. LOL!
2006-12-23 13:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by tamali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-12-23 14:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by aae87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-12-23 13:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by foreverknight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one b4...................................................
but it STILL makes me shriek in laughter(i know a few guys like this!)
2006-12-23 14:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........... nice going there......
2006-12-23 14:43:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋