A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
2006-12-23 05:20:28
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A python is a snake a Pyphon is a pie eating contest.
2006-12-23 19:55:42
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answer #2
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answered by freebird 4
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Personally I would call it a Python. That makes more sense as that is it's name.
2006-12-23 13:24:51
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answer #3
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answered by shortymcstompy 2
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That is what they are called. Good luck in all you do!
2006-12-23 13:23:01
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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it's PYTHON (if you mean the snake) and it/they get(s) their name from the taxonomical family name Pythonidae.
2006-12-23 13:26:04
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answer #5
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answered by dave a 5
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what is a pyphon?
2006-12-23 14:59:08
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know what the h*** you're talking about.
2006-12-23 13:23:27
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answer #7
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answered by migdalski 7
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i thought it was python.....not pyphon
2006-12-23 13:37:32
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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because it is named after my c.ock
2006-12-23 13:21:26
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answer #9
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answered by mark leshark 4
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Why do you ask...are you tarted...
2006-12-23 13:22:55
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answer #10
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answered by troble # one? 7
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