Why do people think that satan is a bad demon, devil or whatever? He may be forced or controlled by a chicken.
2006-12-23 05:12:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The word Satan in its original language means opposer. The word devil in its original language means slanderer. Satan is evil because he slandered about God and he opposes God. He is not forced because he also has the God-given free will. In the Bible, he is called the god of this system of things. As powerful as Satan is, he cannot be controlled by a chicken.
2006-12-23 06:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by lovebibleresearch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan is the angel of light. The chicken thing comes from black people. The "myth" is the more fried chicken a black person eats, the more control they have over satan.
2006-12-23 13:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As in the tic tac toe playing kind of bird, or the fryer?
Satan is an example to us that no matter how respected and hardworking you can be for God, you still can be led away by self promotion and replacing God with your image. And that we are not the only creation that can miss the mark
2006-12-23 13:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!!! Don't villainize chickens with crackpot theories like that!
(We all know that it's the penguins that tell Satan what to do. Don't let the inanely cute waddling fool you. Penguins are evil.
EVIL!!!!!)
2006-12-23 13:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was random! the bible states that satan is bad. how the poop can he be controlled by a chicken?
2006-12-23 13:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by ניקול 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
forced by a controlled chicken... never heard that one before
2006-12-23 13:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the Bible, God does many more evil things than Satan. Maybe God is the real Satan and all the Christians here are being deceived.
2006-12-23 13:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by Incoherent Fool 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
You are all monkeys in the zoo. Get over yourselves and your Gods. Jesus!!!
2006-12-23 13:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was the most random conspiracy theory i've ever heard.
2006-12-23 13:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ambiguity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about?
2006-12-23 13:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by Mimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋