A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo which read, "Keep off the grass." After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
2006-12-23 04:36:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i will tell that one to the nurses tonight they like to laugh as well
10/10
2006-12-23 17:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a surgeon with a good sense of humour well done 10/10
2006-12-23 13:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl
2006-12-23 12:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by some teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a 12/10 very funny lol
2006-12-23 20:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe u naughty
2006-12-23 12:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but odd!
2006-12-23 12:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.lol
2006-12-23 13:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol!
But why, though, do you have to shave there for appendicitis?
2006-12-23 12:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny to and again where do you get your jokes?
2006-12-23 12:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's also funny. I love your jokes.
2006-12-23 13:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋