maybe we should orginize a search party and find him
2006-12-23 04:26:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just find me, i want your soul!
2006-12-23 10:20:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is not lost; they are. The church people are lost. Well, I know where they are, but they don't know where they are.
They'll be praying for you, but they have no idea where they are.
As for Jesus, he's not lost. He ascended into the sky calmy and with precision, and everyone knows he's in the sky. Unless you're talking about Jesus Gomez, in which case the last time I saw him he was standing in front of the 7-11 and he looked like he was squeezing out a fart, and I care if he's lost? I hope he is. For years I have been whispering "Jesus Gomez, get lost."
2006-12-23 12:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
These people are just sharing their own beliefs.
You are right...Jesus is not lost...so he not need be found...Christ Consciousness finds us.
I am not Christian...Jesus came to me, as a Healer, he attends many energy healing sessions.
You need to find 'yourself' and going within to find your own divine connection to our Greater Divine Source, Our Creator, will bring to you many spiritual gifts.
Many religions do not condone the practice of channelling or many of the spiritual teachings that are 'not' religious based. Not talking cults either, no one has the right to speak for spirit as a leader, when one is in the flesh. We are all the same we are...and no one is seen better or higher than anyone else....spirit is one....terrible truth for some, but it is.
Log onto Doreen Virtues site, read a book by Wayne Dyer, he will open your eyes....explore books and knowledge for self. the perceptions of others may have you wasting precious time and energy and good money too.
The net offers much to learn in the way of spirituality...visit my blog...you may pick something up that may give you the urge, to step out of the norm...and become the driver of your own destiny..Mastering your own Destiny comes with healing self and issues and knowing you are not alone, that there is a much Higher Power, a Divine Power, and all is one with it all.
Blessings be yours in light, peace & happiness.
Harriett Potty ;)
2006-12-23 12:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by harriettpotty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Common sense denies faith. To anyone who applies reason and common sense to their religion, its falsehoods show up in stark relief. To believe something that is clearly false, means you have to do one hell of a snow job on yourself. That's why you won't see any theists giving any worthwhile arguments about their religion. They use circular logic, and ignore the facts in an attempt to maintain their "suspension of disbelief".
That's why they have such a problem with atheists. Atheists are like the hecklers in the audience. The theists are putting on a play, depending on each other to continue to pretend their god exists. But the atheists are the bad apples, laughing and making cracks from the peanut gallery. And it totally ruins the play for the theists. As an atheist, though, I can't apologize. Your play is harmful. And it's time for the final curtain...
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2006-12-23 12:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by >mjd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see the humor in this and in other related jokes (i.e. "Jesus is coming; look busy"). Your idea might look good for a bumper sticker.
However, it is the human race that is lost and in dire need of salvation.
2006-12-23 12:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...no, being lost is if you're stuck in darkness with no jesus...does that mean the Jews are in darkness?
Dude, next time use a GPS system!
2006-12-23 12:33:29 · answer #6 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you don't need to joke about that sort of stuff. Jesus is not lost, he's always there. What they mean is that you need to find what he means in your life, whether he's your Lord and Savior, or just another man. Think about it...
2006-12-23 12:31:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
did thay not give jesus a map before he left or thay might have gave him sat nav to find his way home you have no need to look for him it is his fault he is lost
2006-12-23 12:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is not lost. Some, not all, of the people who believe in him have lost their minds though.
2006-12-23 12:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Be careful when you make fun like this. It may come back and bite you in the a-s-s. I know people who have made statements like this and have had negative life outcomes.
2006-12-23 12:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by charles 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
nope ur lost and ppl are askin u to go to HIM cuz he's the only one who gives eternal life n can save u
2006-12-23 12:31:16 · answer #11 · answered by suzana r 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋