I'm tired of all these "born again" folks and jeebuz freaks trying to convert me or save me or whatnot. I'm not interested in christianity or any religion for that matter. How can I keep these people at arms length? Should I eat more garlic?
2006-12-23 03:38:45 · 15 answers · asked by teeyodi 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My husband does a salt spell on the porch, it works for a few weeks but it has to be redone every so often, he puts the salt in a line on the edge of the porch and nobody comes near our house anymore.... the salt spell works like a protection spell.
here is the spell on the edge of the porch spill a canister of salt on a line and say these words: (they mean more when said in an ancient language) say them three to five times: Pura mair henu entur qaru nara huen unter baruna etut moura as you pour salt on the porch
2006-12-23 03:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by badferret 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Tell them you are saved but you are most concerned for your neighbor down the street and would they please rush right over and save him because all of your own efforts have failed. (Pick a neighbor who is away on vacation if you like all your neighbors.)
If they ask you to come along say sorry but you are on the phone with a lost soul and have god's work to do..
If they ask why you have no cross on your door or around your neck, you gave your last one to a sinner to help him to repent.
Buh bye...
2006-12-23 11:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by greg.gourdian 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
harden your heart to God.
deny His existence.
create your own earthly gods.
be your own god.
refuse His offer of salvation.
do your own thing.
believe the Devil's lies.
think you know it all.
resist the invitations of God for salvation.
mock those who believe God's Truth.
hate your neighbor.....
need I go on????
Merry Christmas to you.
May God open your eyes to the Truth.
"For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness;
but unto us that are saved it is the power of God."
1 Corinthians 1:18
"The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned."
1 Corinthians 2:14 (New International Version)
2006-12-23 11:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well God reaches out through people to get other people's attention. This was the reason for the Incarnation as the saving device. If you want to reject God so badly, just pray to Him and tell Him to leave you alone.
2006-12-23 11:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by jonathan x 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Thank them kindly and then go on with your life. No one can make you become saved.
2006-12-23 11:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There really isn't much you can do, except excuse yourself when they start.
It's just a part of living in society.
2006-12-23 11:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Bad Day 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Commit suicide. That'll keep you from being saved real quick.
2006-12-23 12:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by breadloaf76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't want to leave you alone. You should file a complaint or greivance against them for religious discrimination.
2006-12-23 11:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Be nice to My Fan Club! Just "apply reason" when they say things that sound silly.
2006-12-23 11:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Laptop Jesus 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Carry a Satanic Bible around with you. I have a copy of it in my bookcase for when they come a-knocking.
2006-12-23 12:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋