2006-12-23 02:46:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like the first answer.
You're a fake liar.
Which means that you're not a liar.
MESSIAH!!!! what would you like me to do oh great one?
2006-12-23 02:52:04 · answer #1 · answered by devlsadvoct 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Jesus said words to the effect "When someone truly is sent by the Holy Spirit, that person will not talk about himself".
You are not the Lone Ranger. Most Bubba preachers, during their sermons, talk and talk about their personal experiences, they brag and brag how smart they are. "Ad on Nausea."
2006-12-23 10:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, the Jesus you speak of is the Son of God....whom YOU will have the opportunity to meet face-to-face on Judgement day.
I might suggest that you take care with what you say about Jesus, the Living God, if only in jest.
You will have to answer for your words at that time.
"But I say unto you that every idle word that men shall speak,
they shall give account of it in the day of judgement.
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words
thou shalt be condemned."
The words of Jesus Christ
Mathhew 12:36-37
2006-12-23 10:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus said he would come back the same way he left on the clouds of heaven and every eye would see him in his glory. What demon do you have or drug that your taking?
2006-12-23 10:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said there would be false prophets.
Besides, you're just a guy named Raymond.
2006-12-23 10:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well thats kinda hard to believe, may I have my 2 points?
2006-12-23 10:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by ACV 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry there can be only one and your a bit late to fill that post.
2006-12-23 10:53:31 · answer #7 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you were, you wouldn't be telling us on Yahoo! You'd have other means of doing it! Nice try, faker!
2006-12-23 10:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about we crucify you this weekend and give you the opportunity to prove yourself?
2006-12-23 10:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I believe you. Can I go to heaven now?
2006-12-23 10:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by Child 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋