DAMITOL.........Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to he** for up to 8 hours.
2006-12-23 02:15:27 · 11 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey what about
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single wom e n. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't re me mber your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the sa me irritation level as nagging him.
and last but not least
FUKITOL
2006-12-23 03:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by maggie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good. Reminds me of the sign I saw in a Fish and Chip Restaurant.
Customer Service Problem: Call Helen Wait.
Merry, Merry.
2006-12-23 02:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by D N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol !!! Where can I get a bottle of this new pill?
Do I need a prescription for it?
How much does it cost?
Merry christmas
Happy New Year!!!
2006-12-23 02:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll stick to diazepam !
Keep them coming
Happy Christmas
2006-12-23 02:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have 4 plz
2006-12-23 02:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by rusco21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l o l
2006-12-23 04:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up from me bro...wish i had that pill everyday
2006-12-23 04:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!! THANK GOD!!
I...I NEED SOME'A THAT!!
Can 14 year olds take it??!!
2006-12-23 03:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!
2006-12-23 03:08:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give me....abt all.....
ha ha
2006-12-23 02:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋