HOW TO INSTALL A CHEAP HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and NRA magazines.
3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside”
2006-12-23 01:36:57 · 15 answers · asked by 96B233W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh s*h*i*t that is hilarious!!!
I will tell a couple of friends to try this! It will probably work!!!
Lmao!!! Hahahahaha
2006-12-23 02:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Worth a smile,not a laugh.
2006-12-23 04:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2006-12-23 01:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by davidbrookesuk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol That's funny... Don't know if it would actually work but hey you never know...Did you watch HOME ALONE ?????????
Some thieves are pretty short on brains if you know what I mean!!!??????
Have a beautiful day. THANX YOU TOO!
2006-12-23 22:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty kool! Cute!
2006-12-23 01:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah tooo funny
2006-12-23 01:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny>>>>lol
2006-12-23 01:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2006-12-23 02:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. nice joke. : D
2006-12-23 01:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by Aiman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up from me :-)
2006-12-23 04:23:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋