Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
2006-12-23 01:25:09 · 2 answers · asked by JOHN W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1- that would be a cheater
2- because that's the way it is
3- Actually, this is done by real live dogs in the Purina (or whatever company we're talking about) lab
4- I suppose he had a conscience, but it wouldn't have hurt my feelings!
5- Hypocrates oath, I reckon... (never wondered about that)
6- too heavy to plane wouldn't fly (Did you know they're orange and not black??? interesting)- here's an interesting link re the black box and your question: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_001
7- lol... now that's good! guess it's 'raw' wool... and who's to say that it doesn't contract when it's wet...but the actual sheep couldn't shrink (same reason why you don't shrink in the rain)
2006-12-25 11:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by boots&hank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats food for thought
2006-12-24 06:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋