ok there was this blonde, she found a magic lamp.So she rubbed it.Then a genie pops up and says "You may have 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for,every blonde gets twice as much".So the blonde said ok and she made her first wish."i wish i had alot of gold" so the genie gave her the gold. but every other blonde got twice as much.So the blonde said" ok genie i wish i had MORE gold" so the genie gave her more gold. but every other blonde got twice as much. so the blonde saw a pole and said "genie, i wish that pole would kill me half to death" so the pole killed her half to deah, and everyother blonde died.
no offense to any blondes out there!
2006-12-23 01:03:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! I think it's really hilarious!! Nice one! Keep shooting em.
2006-12-23 01:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That surprised me. That's saying there is actually a smart blonde out there. No Offense to Anyone
2006-12-23 03:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I even have one for you. A blonde is interpreting the newspaper, the headline says "12 brazillian electorate killed". She says "oh my god" seems to the guy beside her and asks "what share are in a brazillian lower back?"
2016-10-18 22:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by janovich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but visual presentation needs work
2006-12-23 01:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! I am surprised! Blonde having such a idea?>>>he he he
2006-12-23 01:20:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It really puts the "dumb" in "dumb blonde joke".
2006-12-23 02:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad concidering what I've read lately.
2006-12-23 01:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart blonde for once LOL
2006-12-23 03:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke but is it a question
2006-12-23 01:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by Wild Child 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! hey you like volleyball too!?!?!? i lovve it!!!!!!!!
2006-12-23 02:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by Brooke 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋