Church of the FSM - Should we be doing more to spread the word?

Question

Come on now, testify!

RAmen!

I'm sensing many of you actually haven't heard the word!

Answer 1

RAmen, brother pastafarian. But, let us remember that we must spread the word in full pirate regalia, lest we offend his noodly goodness.
And remember the tablets received by our great Captain Mosey atop Mount Salsa:

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou *** When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey - Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.


5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
Ending Poverty
Curing Diseases
Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?


8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

Answer 2

FSM is Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

The new religion - which should be taught alongside evolution in biology class and Intelligent Design.

No, nobody should be spreading the word of FSM - it's just not that funny.

Answer 3

I believe, and you are probably right but what, go around knocking on peoples doors? Nah the FSM deserves better than to be pigeonholed with those annoying jerks.

Answer 4

Spread the URL of the Church of the FLying Spaghetti Monster !

He will wiggle four our delight.
Ramen !

Answer 5

FSM? is that the lads magazine?

Answer 6

NO, but to all who wished me Good Luck and all the Best for 2006,
It didn't have any effect, so for 2007, send cash booze and taxi vouchers please

Answer 7

Yes!!! Go Pastafarianism!!

Answer 8

tell people how they will live forever with your religion , even if they burn in the firey sauce they still live forever .

Answer 9

What is FSM?

Answer 10

FSM????