He asks me every Christmas! It's getting depressing! :-)
2006-12-22 23:49:03 · 15 answers · asked by Angie 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Just smile and say nothing....That's how I handle people who ask me questions about things that are none of their business.
2006-12-22 23:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by tas211 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My Pa used to ask me this all the time.....
I finally started telling him things to amuse me...and him..
like:
1) He hasn't been paroled yet.
2) He is still in his last class for the day at the 'Local' High School.
3) He's trying to find a place for him and all of his friends to park their motocycles..
.............
Stuff like that...
Just don't let it get you down...make a small 'funny' out of it.
I went without a boyfrien for years...'and I am straight'.
It was just a real pain in the butt to have a guy around...unless he was helping me fix my truck...ect..
Have fun with it...Shock your grandfather...;you might be really surprised that he has a sense of humor too.
Hey.....it's worth a try...
2006-12-23 08:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by oodlesoanimals 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You can try telling him that there just aren't any decent guys around that are worth your time. That way, you'll come across as having high standards and moral values- and no grandparent will ever question those.
2006-12-23 13:38:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Want a shocking answer? "I'm not sure, probably doing his sister or other friend. What was her name? Jaquline?Justine? It's really hard to keep up with all of those names... Or maybe he's just drunk uncounsious in some motel, like every Sunday..."
2006-12-23 08:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just say he's with his parents, and that they're really traditional and have strong family values. Then quickly change the subject to, "I just love christmas dinner, don't you?"
Should do the trick!
2006-12-23 07:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by blondewithbrains333 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't fret this one as your grandfather grew up in the sixties and is much more hip and open than girls who grew up in the 90s.
Just explain that your boyfriend was not putting out. Being from the sexual revolution and having children himself, he will be hip to the answer.
2006-12-23 07:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by Dekka 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"Oh, grandpa, you know I like girls."
"Pearls? Yes, dear, when you get married."
"Not pearls, grandpa, girls, you know the ones with the big ****."
"Yes, I know it is the pits not being married. But don't fret my pet, some man will come along and sweep you off your feet."
"I don't want a man. I want a WOman."
"I am woman hear me yell, I am woman..."
"Grandpa, stop singing and hear me."
"I like broads, dames, girls, women, titties, dildos..."
"So, what you are saying is you are a lesbo?
"Yes."
"Good. So's your grandma. And I'm gay as a day in Bobby."
That is suggested dialogue. See, your grandpa is disappointed that you don't bring over a cute young boy so that he can oogle his cute tush.
You're welcome, my dear.
2006-12-23 07:56:25 · answer #7 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Tell him he's with his family on Christmas,like you are :)
2006-12-23 07:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Sophie,the cat 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just say......"Aaaah grandpaw.....he knew he just couldn't compete with you ".....give your grandfather a kiss and walk away for a while.
2006-12-23 08:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by Blondie B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
start to cry he won't ever do it again...
i used to get that everyday...our such a nice pretty girl why don't you have a boyfriend??
well one day i had the greatest boyfriend ever and i showed them ! haha
2006-12-23 10:38:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋