Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he`s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
2006-12-22 22:02:03 · 19 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha this is an ELECTRIC joke.. haha
9.9 on 10
2006-12-23 00:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke 10/10
2006-12-23 07:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by ananthramtejas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! A fabulous twist in the tail. Wishing you and your family, “A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.”
2006-12-23 15:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Electric!
Happy Holiday seasons.
2006-12-23 06:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha and 10/10
2006-12-23 06:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by W A S I F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good can be rated at 7.
2006-12-23 06:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by suchsi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha, That was pretty funny. I don't really get why it was funny but I couldn't stop laughing. 7/10
2006-12-23 15:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One.
2006-12-23 06:23:42 · answer #8 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2wo Good ! Even my funny bone liked it.
2006-12-23 06:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by Blackjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great prolly 8/10...no just to be different 8.5/11
2006-12-23 06:22:05 · answer #10 · answered by Adam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋