Try to imagine the Vicar speaking in the condescending way that adults speak to young kids and Petal speaking in a timid and shy way...until the punchline.
Little girl and her doggie meet a vicar in the park.
Vicar : "Hello little girl...what's YOUR name then?"
Little girl : " er...Petal"
Vicar :"Well THAT'S a nice name for a little girl ..why did they call you PETAL?"
Little girl " Well, wwhen I was ssmall being baptised my mummy and daddy did n't know whaat to call me, bbut a petal fell from the flowers and landed RIGHT on my forehead so they called me Petal."
Vicar : "Well THATS a nice story,,and THATS a nice little doggy you've got there...what's HIS name?"
Petal : " ..er...er..Porky."
Vicar :"PORKY?? now THAT'S a strange name for a little dog,why did you call him Porky?"
Petal (punchline) : " 'Cos HE FU**S PIGS!"
2006-12-22 21:34:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-22 21:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 02:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're telling porkies ! haha
2006-12-23 18:37:23 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one never was funny
2006-12-23 08:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not that funny when i'm reading it. But...it might sounds funny when i'm hearing it
2006-12-22 22:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥reDevils♫violentRed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! Sorry!
2006-12-22 22:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent.
I'd forgotten that joke.
2006-12-22 21:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know its christmas and everything but that was very poor
2006-12-22 22:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by monkey boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whyyyy is that funny, exactly?
I don't get it.
2006-12-22 21:55:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol this joke was NOT funny!! =D
2006-12-22 21:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by xXSxLxIxCxExRXx 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋