Is Jesus really a zombie? someone told me he rose from the dead.
I have boarded up all the windows and doors but I can still hear him out there. Is he going to convert me into a Zombie doomed to walk the earth converting everyone into zombies.
Lighten up its just a joke
Happy Holidays
2006-12-22 20:46:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I love postings from my fellow atheists/agnostics/mentally stable brothers and sisters. Don't get me started. The Ark story alone defies science so blatantly that my 5 year old would laugh... assuming I allowed her to be de-educated in the ways of zombies and remedial desperation for meaning.
2006-12-22 20:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi, the LORD JESUS CHRIST is more real,he is all that i have and known,he is some who has saved me from so many things.i could have died a long time ago, but he was there for me,i know him at the age of 5,since he is the best thing in my life.i have so much peace,so much joy ,so much love,i do!t know what i can .but i will tell a true story @ my life,i saw the LORD JESUS CHRIST,it was so real .he talked to me and what ever i wanted to ask ,he knew the question,and he answerd .when i accepetd him in my life.he took me to heaven ,as we where there he told angle to write my name in the book of life.and my name was written,i am a true child of .know that if i died to day i will be with LORD JESUS CHRIST.AMEN.invite him in your life,life is found in him,so we do not serve a zombie,we serve the living GOD.he does not turn people in zombies,but he gives them life,try him.he speaks,he is alive,he loving,holy,he cares for you ,for your own good.you believe or not he is more real.he is coming back,every eye wil see him,ask yourself this question ,if JESUS came to day where will i be.is he going to take me with him or will i spend my whole life in hell,in pain.here are some of the reading to help you know him. john 3v16,romans 10v9, john 8v12-20,colossians 2v6-19.GOD bless you.jeremiah 1v1-19 .and the things you are hearing about JESUS CHRIST being a zombie, are lies from the devil.the devil comes to steal ,to kill and to destroy.but JESUS has come that you may have life.
2006-12-22 21:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
come on, i basically study the tale, next you will tell me he quite is on that adult adult males potato chip.. verify it out under.. it quite is yet yet another a sort of Elivs, oh sorry Jesus sightings.. Monday, September 25, 2006 Jesus image modern in canines's butt Angus MacDougall is a three-year-previous terrier mixture that has presently been blessed with the respected and holy image of Jesus Christ on his hindquarters. is that this manifestation of The Prince of Peace a accident or a bona fide miracle? one element is confident, this apparition of the Son of God is useful to inspire controversy. no longer lots if any actual medical or theological inquiry has been made into the character of this sign to date, yet "seeing is believing" as little Angus' terrier-tush is obviously marked via the likeness of Christ.
2016-10-15 12:01:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no joking around when it comes to Jesus. If he wouldn't have built that ark and saved all the animals and dinosaurs from the flood back in 800bc we wouldn't have anything to eat. Next time you get in your car just think to your self what would jesus do? He would put on his seat belt, and so should you.
2006-12-22 20:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, he is real. He is the son of Father, Trilogy of: Father, Jesus and Holy Spirit
Happy holiday for you too!
2006-12-22 21:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy holidays to you too!! If it's just a joke I don't have to answer you I just need to laugh at your joke. By the way, He's not a zombie...
2006-12-22 20:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by FloralLover 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes he is real and he is coming back soon to thank santa for giving out presents on his birthday....and the easter bunny will be there to give them all chocolate, and god is going to explain why he has been evil with the tsunami and droughts whilst satin is just gonna sit in the corner and be a quiet boy, as usual !
2006-12-22 20:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by matt o 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man am I going to be thumping ice cubes at you from the pearly gates!!! Ever smelled flesh burn? How about you own? It has a special sent or so I am told. Let me know later.
Lighten up its just a joke.
Merry Christmas
2006-12-22 21:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by inserviceofthemaster 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is not a zombie, although he did raise from the dead, so he is real. He lives in heaven now with his angels and God.
2006-12-22 22:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by sweetsista4u2006 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is real! Jesus is love! No zombies or anything! Wake up from your nightmare!
2006-12-22 20:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋