if i start a new religion offering 72 hunky lifeguards in paradise for each woman, will islam collapse?

Answer 1

You do a lot of Islam-bashing, why?
I know this isn't a direct insult, but you're degrading their religion. Live and let live.

Answer 2

Hey, why only to the women?
Think of all the gay priests who'd leave the Catholic Church for the offer (especially if some/all of the lifeguards were 'hunky' pe-teens or adolescents!!).
You could knock off two major groups at once!

Answer 3

I don't know about Islam, but hunky lifeguards are not my type. I prefer a good looking cowboy which I already have and am married to.

Answer 4

You are mad. Coz if you will start a new religion then who will follow that. And the other thing that you won't have any proof that your religion is right. Islam is the only one religion which have the proof that it is only the one religion which guides the human beings to the right path. Have you ever seen any religion with more than 175 Crore followers? Have you ever seen any religion which have 1 Lac 24 Thousands Prophets? Have you ever heard about a religion having a book (like Koran) which have the cures of all diseases? Just think that if its not the correct religion then why the 1 Lac 24 Thousand Prophets spreaded only the one message of only one God (Allah). Why they all said to pray to only one Allah and only Allah. Why they all said about judgment day. Even the Jesus of Christianity was the prophet of Allah. So why do you think that its not correct. And if you want to beleive any other religion then do. If you want to run a new one then run. We won't interrupt you. But only at one condition that you don't interrupt our beliefe. Let us beleive what we do, and we let you beleive that what you want to.
GOD Bless you.

Answer 5

lol...u can heaven whatever you desire in heaven. For some, 70 hunks/beautiful women and servants with gold platters does the trick. For others, the presence of God and all the previous prophets does it (probably in the 7th heaven if u ask me hahah). And for others yet, a utopia of marshmallows, candy, jello oceans, cotton candy clouds, moon pies, bean bags and PS 3 millions *sigh* hahah yes im a kid at heart :) Peace.

Answer 6

Greatness of God*

[39:67] They can never fathom the greatness of GOD. The whole earth is within His fist on the Day of Resurrection. In fact, the universes are folded within His right hand. Be He glorified; He is much too high above needing any partners.


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*39:67 Our universe, with its billion galaxies, a billion trillion stars, uncountable decillions of heavenly bodies, spanning many billions of light-years, is the smallest and innermost of seven universes. This incomprehensible vastness of the seven universes is within God's hand. Such is the greatness of God. See Appendix 6.
The Day of Judgment

[39:68] The horn will be blown, whereupon everyone in the heavens and the earth will be struck unconscious, except those who will be spared by GOD. Then it will be blown another time, whereupon they will all rise up, looking.

[39:69] Then the earth will shine with the light of its Lord. The record will be proclaimed, and the prophets and the witnesses will be brought forth. Everyone will then be judged equitably, without the least injustice.

[39:70] Every soul will be paid for whatever it did, for He is fully aware of everything they have done.

The Disbelievers

[39:71] Those who disbelieved will be led to Hell in throngs. When they get to it, and its gates are opened, its guards will say, "Did you not receive messengers from among you, who recited to you the revelations of your Lord, and warned you about meeting this day?" They will answer, "Yes indeed. But the word `retribution' was already stamped upon the disbelievers."

[39:72] It will be said, "Enter the gates of Hell, wherein you abide forever." What a miserable destiny for the arrogant.

The Believers

[39:73] Those who reverenced their Lord will be led to Paradise in throngs. When they get to it, and its gates are opened, its guards will say, "Peace be upon you; you have won. Therefore, you abide herein forever."

[39:74] They will say, "Praise be to GOD, who fulfilled His promise to us, and made us inherit the earth, enjoying Paradise as we please." What a beautiful recompense for the workers!

[39:75] You will see the angels floating around the throne, glorifying and praising their Lord. After the equitable judgment is issued to all, it will be proclaimed: "Praise be to GOD, Lord of the universe."


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*39:68 The sequence of events on the Day of Resurrection begins with the symbolic blowing of the horn. The second blowing of the horn-by a creature who was spared from unconsciousness-marks the resurrection of all people; they will be resurrected on today's earth. This earth will then be destroyed by the physical coming of God, then a new earth and new heavens will be created (14:48). We will then be stratified according to our degree of development (Appendix 11).

Answer 7

Hello =)

No, you would have to up the stakes....

100 hunky lifeguards right here and now, in Santa Barbara.... (airfaire and lodging not included)

Namaste,

--Tom

Answer 8

Depends. What do I have to do to get 'em? And can they be leather clad hunky lifeguards?

Answer 9

i think the last answer by ahsan was spot on.and im sure everyone agrees it is very true.but with this competition thing regarding religion and politics etc etc there are people who will deny to protect these interests.

Answer 10

Why ask something which is Impossible......?

How will you even get people to this 'religion'?

On what basis are you going to call them to the false truth?

You don't think before you talk or ask...... learn how to first...