Christmas Cracker Joke??
Heres a couple to get you going
Q. What do you have when a flock of bunnies hop backwards?
A. A receding hare line
Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long?
A. Polaroids
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A. A stick
Q. Why did the skeleton not go to the Christmas party?
A. Becasue he had no body to go with
Two cows in a field. First cow: "What do you reckon to all this mad cow disease business then?"
Second cow: "Doesn't bother me, I'm a helicopter."
Q. How people without a sense of humour does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One
2006-12-22 20:18:27 · 14 answers · asked by JOHN W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked the cow one..=D
2006-12-22 21:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by xXSxLxIxCxExRXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, They were good ones!
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas!
2006-12-22 21:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like them all, they are good. Thanks.
A Madly Merry, Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Abbey and Angel
2006-12-22 20:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol......... pretty funny.
My fav Christmas one is:
Q: What will the son of Mr & Mrs Santa Claus be called?
A: Subordinate Claus
Hope you like it Merry Xmas ;)
2006-12-22 20:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by tasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the cow one made me think for a minute before i got it-funny
2006-12-22 20:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-22 20:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by Young Police Boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you do not make any sense! sorry I think you are the joke here...lol!
2006-12-22 20:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by MagikButterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the joke:)
2006-12-22 22:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yours are pretty good..i cant think of any better just yet
2006-12-22 20:25:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur about as funny as a dead baby. lls
2006-12-22 20:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by charles d 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋