There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a b--- job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a b--- job for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
2006-12-22 19:26:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You think that's bad?
When we were really strapped for cash I sent my wife out on the streets and she came back in the small hours with ten dollars and ten cents. When I asked her who gave her the ten cents, she looked a little confused for a moment and then said, "Well - all of them".
2006-12-22 19:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A really good LOL!
Thanks and a wicked Christmas. It was good to hear the tales of the three "bell ringers!"
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-23 04:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the good old days you eat whatever was force fed you 10/10
2006-12-23 14:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2006-12-23 03:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By heck them were the days !!!!
2006-12-23 03:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats alright
2006-12-23 19:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by M6Kenzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good God,woman!
that's disgusting!!!
2006-12-23 12:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess i'm too young to understand that one
2006-12-23 05:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by italiana mocha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-23 04:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some things are easy to swallow
2006-12-24 02:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋