mind would be when my friends dad was talking about a left handed fish that he caught(by the way I dont drink im only 17 and I just want to here some funny stuff because im boared)
2006-12-22 18:32:21 · 10 answers · asked by Trevor159 I 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha those are some pretty funny stories, thanks for the amusment
2006-12-22 18:37:31 · update #1
I don't drink either, but I was at a party once. A girl who was extremely drunk came staggering into the room and said, "Have you seen my lips? Have they come through here? I can't find my lips!" and she came back later saying, "If you see my lips, tell them I'm looking for them!"
I was highly amused... people are hilarious when they're drunk.
2006-12-22 18:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by piratewench 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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What are some funny things youve heard drunk people say?
mind would be when my friends dad was talking about a left handed fish that he caught(by the way I dont drink im only 17 and I just want to here some funny stuff because im boared)
2015-08-18 12:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by Vickie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things Drunk People Say
2016-09-30 21:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by mckechnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well we were at a basketball game and these guys in front of us were drunk,heres some things they said
1.that guy must be left handed his shoes are red
2.im not drunk,just alittle intoximated
3.and this other guy kept walking to a beer stand not so far away saying can i have more,then they said no,and 5 minutes later he was there again and every time he insisted he wasnt THAT drunk
2006-12-23 13:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jaden B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time I heard my husband sing was at a bar with his friends. They were so drunk that they were up singing and dancing and some gay guys from the crowd thought they were hitting on them so they got up and started shaking their butts to my husband and friend. Sorry I couldn't think of anything they said.
2006-12-22 18:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago my girlfriends and I went for a girls night out. We were all at a nightclub and it was really loud and I told my friend " Come outside for a minute because I don't want to have to yell to be heard over myself!" I don't remeber it, but my friends still laugh about it.
2006-12-22 20:06:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ BuffaloGirl ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was in a bar in Vancouver a while back, and Will Sasso (used to be on Mad TV) was also there... This inebriated guy kept calling him Will Smith..... guess you had to be there.
2016-03-15 02:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My brother, years ago.. was a bit tipsy, and he was bragging about his recently purchased Timex watch. "They take a lickin and keep on tickin" was their slogan.
He takes his watch off, and says,
"This is a shock proof watch,, just watch this"
and he throws it as hard as he can against the floor..
Pieces went everywhere, needless to say. I think he was more in shock then the new watch.
2006-12-22 18:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm not drunk, I'm just tipsy
2006-12-22 18:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was tending bar at a local tavern when the phone rang. When I answered, the obviously intoxicated caller said "Hi, this is Jenny. Listen, if my mother calls tell her I'm not there." I said "Jenny, you're not here." And she said "Oh, right, thanks" and hung up. That's a true story.
2006-12-22 19:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by Commander 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋