2006-12-22 18:08:38 · 40 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure, I would have a lot of fun and play jokes on everybody. Like make Angels and demons appear before atheists. Tell Christians they've been wrong for 2000 years and they're all going to hell as nobody got my instructions right.
Such fun!
2006-12-22 18:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by quietwater 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HELL YES! I'd totally change this world and make it better. I would make society a better place for people to be open about their sexuality, stop AIDS, bring about world peace, racial equality, gender equality, and put a Democratic president in the White House.
2006-12-22 18:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by cuteblondecrystal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This would never happen, but if it did, I think Jesus is next in line.
However, hypothetically, if God asked me to take His job (*cough*). I would do it. Why? Because I do what God asks me to.
2006-12-22 18:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would do whatever God asked of me, though this seems far-fetched, since God doesn't need rest. He rested on the seventh day, but he didn't "need" a rest.
2006-12-22 18:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure. Then I would REALLY create some miracles. The Holy Stone in MECCA would VAPORIZE and take half the city with it. Everyone who shouts " Death To America " would all drop dead.
Every copy of the Q'ran would burst into flame and be reduced to ashes.
Lastly, every weapon in ISLAMIC hands would immediately malfunction and destroy the person holding it. This would becme PERMANENT and destroy the basic tenets of ISLAM.
2006-12-22 18:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nope I will help the poor, feed the needy , Try to help you all I can but no one can do your job as good as you. One job I would be happy to turn down.
2006-12-22 18:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by dianehaggart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnot be able to do it as I am only human and therefore am subject to human frailties such as jealousy spite and anger and I would not want to be in the position to decide peoples fate or to watch all the sorrow and pain in the world. I think it takes an omnipotent being to be able to do this as understanding has to be reached as to why things happened. I"ll stick to my night job, and let God drive the shift as he's really much better at it than me
2006-12-22 18:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by Natashya K 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yup, and I'd find Bin Laden and hand him over to the USA, assassinate poachers & hunters, slap Paris Hilton, see Jeff Goldblum naked, make sure that the Minnesota Wild wins the Stanley Cup.... Need I really go on, you get it.
2006-12-22 18:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
of course! how can you miss a chance to turn the entire middle-east into a nice parking lot with a flick of a finger?
2006-12-22 18:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id hand him a big spliff, and say, Thanks for your confidence, take as much time as you need! Then get to work on a few Natural disasters at select points on the planet.
2006-12-22 18:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋