What am I---first CORRECT (or close to it) answer gets 10 points!
All men have one...
I have one !!
You husband will have one!!
Your mother uses ur fathers one!!
Your auntie uses ur uncles one!!
A maried lady will acquire one!!
But a divorced lady will loose her one!!
A Pope doesn't use one!!
Ming Chang has a small one!!
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a long one!!
Madonna doesn't have one !!
Chinese usually have short ones !!
While Pakistani's have long long ones!!
After marriage ur husband will give u his one!!
Long or short it doesn't matter coz u'll have to take his one!!
What do u want? L O N G one / SHORT one!
Which one is ur preferred one? LONG or SHORT!!
What r u thinking of?
2006-12-22
18:02:12
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