A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
2006-12-22 17:59:45 · 25 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey nice joke i like it too much. still giggling.
8 0n 10 for the joke and
10 on 10 for u. to make me smile. u r roking aaron.
2006-12-25 21:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-12-23 02:37:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8.5
Classic joke!!
For those who say they don't get it....they guy is going to the barber's house and sleeping with his wife (it's implied but never said). That's why he keeps asking how long for a haircut, because he knows the barber will be busy for that long and not catch the guy with his wife.
2006-12-23 02:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm still grinning, so an 8.9. Guess I've been watching too much figure skating on the tube…naw, no way! Thank you for the laugh and Happy Holidays!
2006-12-23 02:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by blazing_truesdale 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just checking to make sure my niece was behaving herself after I introduced her to the Q & A's and had to laugh at her choice of jokes! I'll give it a 9; funny!!!
2006-12-23 09:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by cowboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
Wishing you and your family, “A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.”
2006-12-25 05:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was brilliant. i wud surely rate it 10 out of 1, or may be even more han 10. writ in some more.
2006-12-25 02:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate this joke it sucks I will rate it a 0
2006-12-24 20:33:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jasmeen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. A 7.
2006-12-23 06:45:42 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is the joke, if this is the world's worst joke contest i would rate it a 10, otherwise it's a 0
2006-12-23 02:19:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋