10, Limerick Street,
CORK.
Dear Son,
I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read very fast. We are all very well here. You won't recognise the house when you get home because we've moved. It is quite nice and has got a washing machine. I put shirts in it last week, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
Your father's got a really good job now. He's got 500 men under him. He's cutting the grass at the cemetery.
Your sister Mary has had her baby, but I don't know if it's a boy or girl, so I can't tell you whether you're an aunt or an uncle.
Your cousin Pat died last week at the brewery. He fell into a vat of whiskey. A couple of his mates dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely. He was cremated on Wednesday, and it took a week to put the fire out. It only rained twice last week; once for a day and once for three days. I've sent you a coat, but it was too heavy for the post, so I cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets.
Your brother Tom is still in the army. He's only been there and they've already made him a court martial.
Your loving mother,
P.S. I was going to enclose £5 but I've already sealed the envelope.
2006-12-22 17:13:30 · 8 answers · asked by adi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i give a thumbs up to every one who respond to my post....but i expect one from them too...lol
2006-12-22 17:23:23 · update #1
Even my Irish husband thought that was funny!
2006-12-22 17:20:59 · answer #1 · answered by Swirlgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
P.S. I was going to enclose £5 but I've already sealed the envelope.
That makes perfect sense. =D LoL IrL. Good one.
2006-12-22 17:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a classic! But I have to say I heard that joke when I was in 6th grade and that was about 10 years ago. I haven't heard it since, so thanks for the reminder!!! lol, omg, I forgot how funny it was. Merry Christmas!!!!!!
2006-12-22 17:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it done as a Redneck joke some years back, but still funny...I gave you a grin. Still laughing about reposing in boots from your last joke!
2006-12-22 17:32:15 · answer #4 · answered by blazing_truesdale 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard the comparable comedian tale distinctive ending: Apologizin for taking see you later,she asked had he peeked ? assuring her he had no longer she bumped off the blindfold, and asked, what happened to the customer ? what customer, he asked there have been 12 customer here to your marvel birthday social gathering.
2016-10-18 21:51:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only a pom could stuff up a joke like that
signed
from down under
2006-12-22 17:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by dirtyoldman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one....but old one. Good anyway!
2006-12-22 17:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by hey you 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a family........ nice going there
2006-12-22 17:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋