Why can't Smokey the Bear and his wife have sex?

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10 points for the correct answer! I'll let you know in a little while if no one guesses it. =0)

2006-12-22 16:56:56 · 5 answers · asked by moobiemuffin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

benandgav.......you almost got it! What else does he do to her?

2006-12-22 17:05:31 · update #1

Cause every time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.

2006-12-22 17:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mom of Three 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Because he keeps putting out the fire?

2006-12-23 01:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeCharlie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Only you can prevent forest fires.

2006-12-23 01:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

He puts out her fire?

2006-12-23 01:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

bush fires?

2006-12-23 00:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by freakinout1225 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋