1. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
2. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
3. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
4. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
5. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
6. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
7. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
8. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
9. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
10. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD "LISP" TO HAVE "S" IN IT?
11. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASTEROIDS"?
12. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
13. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
14. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
15. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
2006-12-22 16:37:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry for the caps lock. It came to my email that way and I was too lazy to retype it! LOL
2006-12-22 16:40:44 · update #1
Those were great and gave me a few things to repeat this holiday...
Got another one for you
If the Pope ate a pork sandwich....would you then...wait for it....have...
A pig in a Pope....
If blondes have more fun, then, how do they know?
2006-12-23 03:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million) confident, I shampoo and situation. 2) i haven't performed that before, yet I have not have been given something against it. 3) No, I have not have been given any magazine/diary. 4) I consume each and each of the colours of gummy bears. that's no longer correct to me. 5) i think of basically a million different question. so which you are the 2d. that's 2. 6) confident, I random dance even whilst there's no music. yet I regularly random dance to Untouched by utilising the Veronicas or Ambrosia by utilising Alesana. 7) No, i do no longer decorate my bookbag. 8) in case you advise like naming my iPod "Jantrice" or something, then no. I certainly do no longer call those issues.
2016-10-05 22:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i need to rethink everything now.
2006-12-22 17:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by mike j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha those were so stupid that they made me laugh
2006-12-22 18:05:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♫♪Smile♪♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋