i posted this already but i dont think enough people got to enjoy it
so as an encore i present to you... HOW TO MAKE AN ELEPHANT CRY!
a man at a fair has an elephant, he has hi boothe set up with a sign that reads
"make my elephant laugh i will give you 5000$!!!, 5$ per try"
so a man sees this and walks up to the carnie and pays him five bucks, luaging the carnie says "give it your best try" so the man walks up to the elephant and whispers in its ear, the elephant starts cracking up, the carnie is amazed, and shocked because he has to pay 5000$ so he says to the guy "double or nothing if you can make him cry!" the man accepts and walks up to the elephant, a moment later the elephant starts to cry! the carnie wildly shocked begins to pay the guy his 10 000$, "out of curiosity" the carnie asks "hoe did you do that!" so the man says "well first i whipered in his ear that i had a larger penis, that cracked him up, but when i went back to proove it, he really started to cry!"
2006-12-22
15:54:18
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